Okay first things first. I am not some crazy grammar pedant; the intent here is to have some fun. My name is Blake Brown and I am currently enrolled in UVIC's Teaching Program and one of the assignments I have been tasked with is starting a blog. So with that being said I thought I would find something apropos to one of my teaching areas and run with that.
I am sure some of my English professors would love it if I could stop everyone from texting each other LOLROFLBBQ, as stuff like that is destroying good grammar. But truth be told sometimes it’s funny to say “lol” in the middle of a conversation with friends. These things have their place, maybe not in the middle of your doctoral dissertation, but most certainly as a text message response to your friend’s lame joke that vegetarian zombies eat "GRAINS!!!" So I am not quite sure what direction this blog will take, but at the very least I shall try to poke some fun at the English language.
In that light I ask you, if cactus plural is cacti, does that mean that Jesus plural is Jesi?